In 'Guide the Glitches', you play as the AI assistant of an overzealous product manager at a tech startup. Your mission? Navigate the chaotic world of product onboarding, where absurd corporate jargon, quirky colleagues, and disgruntled users collide. As the digital guide, you have the power to customize the onboarding process, but your choices will impact user experiences in unexpected and hilarious ways. Will you create an enjoyable journey or send users spiraling into the depths of frustration? The fate of both the product and your job hangs in the balance as you humorously tackle the bizarre requests and demands of the product team. Drawing on witty dialogue and clever problem-solving, each decision shapes a narrative filled with laughs and surprising twists.