Greetings of War: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings dictate social hierarchy, you play as Ziggy, an unassuming barista at a trendy coffee shop in a city where every encounter can escalate into a ridiculous greeting duel. Engage with a cast of eccentric characters, each with their own unique greeting styles—from the overly dramatic hugger to the chill nodder. Explore branches of dialogue and choose your responses to build your greeting arsenal, unlocking witticisms, puns, and physical gestures as weapons. Navigate through a quirky narrative filled with surprise showdowns, unexpected alliances, and cleverly crafted top-tier insults, all while trying to unite the warring greeting factions before a major social event. Will you maintain your cool coffee shop while becoming the Master of Greetings, or will you get tangled up in a web of absurdity?