Greetings of War: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings have become a high-stakes battleground, players take on the role of a master greeter in a diverse city. Each faction has its unique style of greeting, and depending on the greetings you choose, rival factions may respond with alliances or aggressive responses. Traverse through a series of intense encounters, where the stakes of a simple 'hello' could lead to diplomatic agreements or outlandish comedy clashes involving slapstick humor. Players must navigate various locations, engage in dialogue with quirky characters, and strategically select their greetings to shape their journey through this ludicrous landscape of social etiquette wars.