Greetings of War: Who's Dis?

Step into a world where the art of greeting has escalated into an absurd competition. You play as 'Salutations Sam,' a charismatic, but slightly ego-driven, greeting professional navigating a city where pleasantries are weapons and smiles can make or break alliances. Your goal? To win the illustrious Grand Greeting Championship by mastering greetings, battling rival congratulators, and unraveling a conspiracy that threatens to standardize greetings globally. Choose your words wisely, as each interaction could lead to dramatic confrontations, crazy misunderstandings, or unexpected friendships. Combine humor and strategy to rise through the ranks while collecting unique greeting styles that will help you outwit your opponents.