Greetings of War: The Disrespectful Duel

In a world where greeting etiquette has erupted into an all-out war, your character, an underdog with a knack for puns and snark, must rise through the ranks of the overzealous Greeting Guilds. You'll face off against rival factions in verbal showdowns and perform outrageous, creative greetings to earn respect—or total disgrace. Explore satirical settings, encounter bizarre characters, and unravel the mystery of the Greeting Wars while showing your opponents how to truly serve an unforgettable greeting... or the ultimate insult.