Greetings from the Abyss

In a bizarre universe where greetings are currency and every hello unlocks a different dimension, you take on the role of Cadence, a witty and irreverent explorer navigating through various realms. Each greeting you've uttered has summoned a group of absurdly quirky beings, each vying for your attention and trying to steal your next 'hello'. Unravel the mystery of lost languages while balancing your newfound fame as the inter-dimensional hello-slinger. Your choices will lead to unexpected alliances, outrageous betrayals, and humor interspersed with dark themes, ultimately determining the fate of your social network across the cosmos.