Greetings from Oblivion

In a chaotic world where the concept of 'hellos' has spiraled out of control, you play as Joan 'Jester' Calloway, a struggling comedian in a city where every greeting is a cryptic invocation to another dimension. With the fate of reality at stake, you must navigate a series of bizarre encounters, deciphering the meanings behind absurd salutations, while keeping your sense of humor intact. Your decisions will determine whether you save the world or plunge it into eternal awkwardness. Choose from various responses as you interact with quirky characters, each with their own peculiar greeting that influences outcomes, leading to multiple branching narratives and humorously horrific consequences.