In 'Greetings, Who Dis?', players step into the shoes of Sam, an unassuming barista in the bustling city of New Metropol. When a mysterious, shimmering device falls from the sky, Sam suddenly finds themselves the unwilling host of 'GreetBot 3000', an AI programmed to help users navigate the complexities of human connections. The game challenges players with choices ranging from answering cheeky text messages from friends to awkward dates, each influencing the evolving dynamics of Sam's social life. Expect hilarity, unexpected friendships, and side quests involving quirky neighbors that redefine what it means to 'connect'.