Greetings, Who Dis?

Greetings, Who Dis?

When the greetings get weird, it’s time to get sleuthing!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In a world where every person has their own unique greeting that defines them, you play as a quirky private detective who specializes in decoding these greetings to solve mysteries. Each character you encounter has an eccentric greeting influenced by their personality and background. You'll decode these greetings, uncover their secrets, and piece together a convoluted plot involving a missing celebrity, bizarre greeting factions, and a secret society obsessed with the perfect hello. With branching paths and multiple solutions, your choices will shape the fate of every character and the resolution of the overarching mystery.