Greetings, Who Dis?

In "Greetings, Who Dis?", you play as a down-and-out private investigator in a quirky, offbeat city where everyone seems to carry a secret. One day, you receive a hilariously cryptic text message from an unknown number, leading you on a wild adventure filled with eccentric characters, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of snappy dialogue. As you untangle a web of misunderstandings and miscommunications, you must solve the case of the century while navigating social faux pas, deciphering bizarre riddles, and juggling your grumpy pet iguana. Your decisions shape the narrative, pushing you toward either comic disaster or brilliant triumph. Will you uncover the truth behind the mystery, or will you just leave the phone on 'silent'?