Greetings, Who-Dis?

In a quirky, alternate world where every character communicates via text messages, you, a down-on-your-luck detective, receive a mysterious text from an unknown number claiming to know secrets about your disastrous life choices. Navigate through a series of humorous, dramatic, and absurd scenarios as you respond to messages, engage with an eccentric cast of characters—each with their own bizarre texting etiquette—and decide whether to trust this mysterious sender or uncover a trap. Your mission? Solve the case of your own social awkwardness before you run out of battery life... and friends.