Greetings, Who Dis?

In 'Greetings, Who Dis?', you play as a grumpy, washed-up private investigator named Charlie 'Clueless' Bailey. One fateful night, you receive a series of bizarre text messages from unknown numbers, claiming to be associated with a string of unsolved mysteries around the city. Armed only with a slouchy hat, a smartphone that barely works, and your dubious detective skills, you must decipher cryptic messages, navigate through a cast of quirky characters, and solve each mystery before it's too late. Choose your responses wisely, and prepare for unexpected twists as your phone buzzes with clues—and possibly a few trolls. Will you crack the case, or just end up in the middle of an even bigger joke?