Greetings, Who Dis?

In a world where every greeting sets off an unexpected chain of events, players step into the shoes of Aiden, a socially awkward call center employee who discovers he has the power to influence reality through the way he greets people. Choices range from overly enthusiastic to deadpan and sarcastic, affecting the outcome of bizarre encounters with quirky characters, from your sassy neighbor who thinks aliens are invading, to an office co-worker who claims to have discovered the secret to eternal youth. Each greeting leads to wildly unpredictable scenarios, challenges, and potentially life-changing decisions—all while juggling the absurdity of Aiden’s mundane life. With branching narratives and humorous dialogue, players will experience a rollercoaster of laughter and drama, reflecting the chaos of human interaction.