In 'Greetings, Who-Dis?', players assume the role of an eccentric, down-on-their-luck private investigator, tasked with solving a series of bizarre cases through text-based conversations with a cast of quirky characters. Set in a surreal urban landscape, the protagonist navigates through unexpected plot twists and riddles at every turn, as they use dialogue choices to uncover hidden truths and expose a conspiracy that threatens the city's eccentric inhabitants. Players must choose wisely how to respond to each character's greetings and inquiries, diving deeper into the mystery while facing comical misunderstandings and absurd situations. The goal is to put together the pieces of the puzzle before time runs out, all while keeping the tone light-hearted and filled with unexpected humor.