Greetings, Who Dis?

In a world where social media has blurred the lines between reality and absurdity, you play as Riley, an introverted snark-factory who wakes up in a peculiar café with no memory of how you got there. As you greet a series of bizarre and eccentric characters—including a paranoid barista who thinks he’s a secret agent, a ghostly influencer seeking to boost her following, and a washed-up game show host—each of whom has a hidden agenda, you must piece together the fragmented clues about your identity and your presence in this surreal establishment. Choices matter: will you dive into conversations, leveraging social skills or obscure trivia, or avoid everyone and succumb to the café's oddities? The ultimate goal? Unravel the mystery while making friends or foes—and garnering enough likes to escape with your sanity intact.