Greetings, Earthlings!

In 'Greetings, Earthlings!', players assume the role of Zorp, a zany alien diplomat who's crash-landed on Earth during an intergalactic peace summit. The twist? Zorp must navigate a series of bizarre social situations, engaging with an eccentric cast of humans who each have wildly different ideas about what 'greeting' means. From misunderstandings of cultural customs to an alien interpreting human sarcasm as a threat, every interaction can lead to unexpected hilarity or international incident. Choose your words carefully, as your responses will shape the course of the summit and determine the fates of both Earth and your home planet, Glaxor 7. Will you become a master of human greetings or start an interstellar war? The fate of diplomacy—and laughter—rests in your hands.