Greeting Wars: Who's Up?

In a world where greetings are the ultimate form of respect, you play as a diplomat in the warring city-states of Greetopia. Each city has its own unique greeting customs, from elaborate handshakes to extravagant dance sequences. As tensions rise over who has the 'best' greeting, you must navigate the absurdity of etiquette, charm the local factions, and defuse conflicts one hilarious greeting at a time. With branching paths and multiple outcomes, the game challenges you to think on your feet and choose the wittiest responses to win over allies or outsmart rivals.