Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where how you greet someone can determine your social status and alliances, you play as a master greeter, tasked with navigating a plethora of bizarre social situations. From a dinner party gone hilariously wrong to an underground society of introverted greetings, each interaction and greeting style you choose affects your relationships and reputation. Can you rise through the ranks of social hierarchies by sharpening your wit and greeting prowess, or will you be doomed to the depths of obscurity due to a poorly timed 'What's up?'