Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where social encounters have reached absurd levels of importance, you play as a master greeter in a small town under siege by rival greeting factions. Each faction has its own unique greeting styles, from exaggerated handshakes to overly complicated salutation rituals. Choose your alliances, learn the art of greeting manipulation, and defend your town from the onslaught of awkward introductions. Will you become the ultimate greeting champion, or will you trip over your own words?