Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a post-apocalyptic world where social interactions have become a matter of survival, you play as a 'Greeter', a witty diplomat navigating the ruins of civilization to rebuild connections through greetings. Each faction has its own unique greeting styles and customs, leading to misunderstandings and chaos. Players must learn and adapt to various social norms, cleverly utilizing their greetings to forge alliances, diffuse conflicts, and gain followers—all while avoiding the ever-watchful eye of the Greeting Police, who enforce strict etiquette laws. Every choice you make affects the outcome of your journey in this hilarious and dramatic adventure where wrong greetings could lead to everything from a diplomatic crisis to an all-out greeting war.