Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where every greeting and goodbye can spark alliances or bitter feuds, you are an elite 'Greet-slinger' in the town of Salutation City. Choose your introductory phrases, wave styles, and parting banter wisely as you navigate a society where social etiquette holds immense power. Battle through various districts in the city, tackling fierce opponents with witty repartee, puns, and flamboyant handshakes. Unravel the mystery of the Greet-Nappers, a rogue group stealing greetings to sow discord among the townsfolk. Can you reclaim the stolen greetings and save the art of salutation?