Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greeting customs have escalated into full-blown wars, you play as Edda, an overzealous ambassador from the nation of Salutationia. Your mission? To navigate the chaotic realm of international pleasantries, deciphering the bizarre and often absurd etiquette of various factions while trying to broker peace through the power of greetings. As you meet characters who have taken greetings to extremes—like the bizarre Bonkers from the Handshake Republic and the aloof Nodders from Minimalism Land—you'll have to choose your words carefully. Every dialogue option can either strengthen alliances or incite greeting wars. Can you find the perfect greeting that will unite the divided countries and bring the Greeting Games to a close? Prepare for comical scenarios, clever puns, and unexpected twists as you explore diplomatic mishaps and the nuances of social interaction in this uproarious text-based adventure.