Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

Welcome to the absurd world of greeting-wars, where the power of greetings determines social status and respect! In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a disgraced 'Greeting Specialist' seeking to reclaim your title in a cutthroat society obsessed with the art of the perfect introduction. Navigate through intricate social dynamics, outwit rival greeters, and unlock a series of outrageous greeting techniques while facing the most intense challenge of all: Who can say 'hello' the best? Your choices will affect the outcome as your character navigates prestige, betrayal, and hilariously awkward scenarios. Prepare to laugh, cry, and cringe as you rise up the ranks of greeting professionals while encountering various quirky characters along the way.