Step into the chaotic world of "Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?" where you play as an overzealous community greeter in a bizarre town where greetings aren't just polite; they're a battleground! Each day, a new faction emerges, claiming their unique greeting style is the best. Your goal is to win over townsfolk in a series of outrageous greeting contests, using wit, charm, and sometimes absurdity to impress the quirky residents. Navigate through dramatic showdowns, hilarious dialogue choices, and wild rivalries, all while trying to maintain your sanity and a proper greeting style. Will you embody the perfect salutation or become a punchline in Greeting Wars?