Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings dictate social status, players step into the shoes of Jess, a quirky barista in the bustling metropolis of Welcomington. Each day, Jess must navigate an elaborate network of greeting hierarchies, facing rivals, friends, and potential lovers who all have their own unique and bizarre greeting styles. Players choose how to greet various townsfolk, influencing relationships and the outcome of social luncheons, galas, and ritualistic greeting contests. Will you master the art of how to say hello, or will you be forever known as the one who failed to acknowledge your nemesis at the Crunch Time Café?