Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where every greeting is a weapon, you are a master of salutation combat. Play as Sam, a cheeky protagonist who navigates a city divided by bizarre greeting factions. Choose your allies wisely, engage in hilarious duels with outlandish salutation styles, and deal with rival factions that take their greetings way too seriously. Will you rise to the top of the greeting hierarchy or fall victim to an awkward handshake? Your choices shape the story as you explore relationships and make enemies, all while trying to uncover the truth behind the mysterious 'Greeting Dis'—a legend said to grant unparalleled greeting abilities. Get ready for unexpected twists, laugh-out-loud dialogues, and the chance to craft the perfect greeting for every situation.