Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings are a matter of life and social status, you play as an aspiring 'Greeting Guru' competing in the elite circles of socialites and online influencers. With a mix of clever dialogue choices and strategic wordplay, you must navigate absurd scenarios ranging from awkward encounters at 'Greetings Anonymous' meetings to intense rivalries with the ultimate Greeting Champion, 'Salutation Steve.' Unravel quirky side quests while learning the intricacies of perfectly timed handshakes, bizarre salutation combos, and when to throw in a cheeky wink. Your choices will either raise you to greetings stardom or leave you in a cringe-worthy silence.