Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings are the highest form of social currency, players take on the role of a new recruit in the Greeting Guild, an elite organization tasked with perfecting the art of salutations. Players navigate through a hilariously dramatic city where people have become fanatical about their unique ways to greet each other. From exaggerated handshakes to bafflingly elaborate welcome rituals, the player must master the local customs, engage in over-the-top greeting duels, and confront rival guilds. Choices in interactions lead to various outcomes—some escalating into ridiculous mini-games while others unlock hidden alliances. With multiple endings based on friendship levels, social skills, and the chosen greeting techniques, no two playthroughs are the same. Can you rise to the top of the Greeting Guild and discover the secret to the ultimate greeting? Or will you be stuck in the unremarkable hinterlands of basic hellos?