Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In 'Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?', players step into the shoes of an unassuming barista who unwittingly becomes the center of a chaotic feud between rival greeting card companies. Armed with witticisms and a flair for puns, you must navigate through increasingly absurd scenarios, battling rival sales representatives, absurd marketing ploys, and quirky customers while trying to create the ultimate greeting card. Your choices will determine the fate of the greeting card industry, but beware: every choice could lead to hilarious consequences that escalate into full-blown greeting wars!