Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings are taken as seriously as diplomacy, you play as a professional 'Greeter', navigating through various eccentric settings like a bustling space-faring marketplace, an elite underworld casino, and a quirky alien family reunion. Your task? Master the art of greetings to win over foes, forge alliances, and collect clones of the best greetings from around the galaxy! Will you become the ultimate greeter, or will your awkward introverts' instincts sabotage every social encounter? Choose your responses wisely, as they lead to unexpected plot twists, hilarious scenarios, and side-splitting outcomes. Explore different narrative routes while facing off against rival greeters, all while dealing with a mysterious figure pulling the strings in the background!