Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

I don't always greet people, but when I do, it’s with flair and confusion!

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In a world where social interactions have escalated to absurdity, players assume the role of a master greeter tasked with navigating the chaotic landscape of bizarre greeting challenges. From awkward encounters at cafes to high-stakes politeness competitions in the town square, each interaction is a mini-game that tests your social savvy and wit. Battle rival greeters with unique styles and techniques, offering everything from overly enthusiastic hellos to hilariously awkward handshakes. Create your own signature greeting to charm NPCs and other players, and collect 'Greeting Points' to unlock new greetings, outfits, and comically absurd locations to visit. Will you become the unparalleled champion of greetings or fall victim to the awkward silence?