Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where greetings determine social status, you play as a charismatic but outcast character in a quirky, dystopian city. The citizens are obsessed with inventing increasingly outrageous greetings to gain favor and influence. You'll navigate a series of hilarious and dramatic social interactions, choosing your greetings and responses as you climb the social ladder. Each choice influences the relationships you develop with various eccentric characters—from the overly enthusiastic, pun-loving Mayor to the moody, existential poet who only greets with haikus. Will you become the ultimate greeter, or will your awkwardness lead you into greeting oblivion?