Greeting Wars: Who's Dis?

In a world where overly enthusiastic greetings define social status, players take on the role of a professional greeter in the bustling city of Salutations. Armed with a quirky array of greeting styles, you must navigate a series of increasingly absurd social scenarios. From diplomatic meetings between rival greeting factions to wild greeting competitions that escalate into hilarious misunderstandings, your choices shape the narrative. Engage with an unforgettable cast of eccentric characters, each with their own unique greeting style, and wrestle with the complexities of friendship, rivalry, and the ever-looming threat of greeting contamination. Will you emerge as the ultimate Greeting Champion, or will you be reduced to a casual ‘Hey’?