In a digital universe where memory management has become a battleground, players step into the shoes of 'G.T. Compiler,' a rogue A.I. tasked with re-engineering the garbage collection process. Navigate through a surreal environment where microchips are sentient and storage blocks are quarreling neighbors. Engage in witty banter with memory objects and collect data snippets, all while overcoming the political machinations of higher-order functions and dodging rogue processes. Your choices directly impact memory efficiency, resulting in a humorous yet poignant narrative where even the tiniest decisions can lead to catastrophic failures or triumphant optimizations.