Gravity's Bureaucracy

Step into the shoes of Sir Isaac Newton, who discovers that the universe is in a state of utter chaos due to misplaced celestial policies and gravity violations. Your task as the newly appointed Director of Universal Order is to navigate through a whimsical 17th-century bureaucratic landscape, gather submissions for a new law on gravity, and deal with eccentric characters like Edmund Halley and wayward philosophies. Along the way, you'll confront amusing challenges, such as dealing with floating apples, runaway planets, and a conspiracy involving fish illustrations that threaten to rewrite the laws of physics as we know them. Your decisions will shape the future of gravity and sanity in the cosmos while providing a hilariously absurd take on the process of establishing order in an unpredictable universe.