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Gooning for Glory

Mom, I'm not a goon; I'm a work-in-progress with bonus charm!

In a vibrant post-apocalyptic suburb, you play as Jamie, the rebellious son of a quirky survivalist mom dedicated to turning you into the ultimate 'goon'—a well-rounded, resourceful individual ready for anything the world throws at you. With every interaction, decide whether to lean into the life skills your mom pushes on you or to rebel against her zany methods. The gameplay centers around a series of increasingly outrageous scenarios, from scavenging bizarre items at yard sales to wrestling with absurd neighbors who might just be cultists. Your choices dictate not only your survival skills but your relationship with your mom, making each playthrough uniquely hilarious and dramatic as you navigate the chaotic blend of family dynamics and post-apocalyptic absurdity.