Goblin Grit: The Unlikely Siege

In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of a cunning horned goblin named Zog, tasked with defending your cluttered dungeon from a fierce, overconfident elf adventurer party. As the elves scheme to raid your lair for treasures and glory, you'll craft clever traps, negotiate chaos, and utilize wits over weapons to outsmart these naïve adventurers. Each choice affects not only your dungeon's fate but also the unusual relationships you build with your intruders. Comedy abounds in this unexpected dungeon siege where every decision sends ripples through the quirky battlefield of goblin versus elf!