Whimsical Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Let's just say, if these hearts had arms, you’d be in deep trouble!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

My heart's not broken, it's just taking a sabbatical!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I'd say my heart's in the right place, but it keeps getting swapped out!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—and now I’m still not sure who’s crying over it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

What's the worst that could happen? It's just a little heart traffic!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

Guess it’s time to steal some hearts, but let’s hope I don’t end up with a coward’s!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I’m not just collecting hearts; I’m collecting bad decisions!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Welcome to my meltdown; just don’t forget to sign the waiver!

Hearts & Discord

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Who knew trading hearts could lead to trading sanity?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I thought I was a heartbreaker, turns out I'm a heart broker!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Who knew emotional baggage could come with a receipt?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d probably be richer than you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I collect hearts, but I promise not to break any—except my own, that is!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Whimsical Dark Comedy

Life without a heart? That’s just a bad date!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I thought I was heartless, turns out it’s just full of surprises!

Chaos Chronicles: Improvise or Die

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Welcome to my life! I can't tell if I'm lost or just really bad at following directions...

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I'll need your heart, your soul, and *maybe* a cup of coffee first.

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Love is fleeting, but this heart? It's a real scream!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

If your heart's on the line, do I have the right card?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I’m just here for the hearts… and maybe a good pun!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I’m just a heart dealer in a world of broken people; let’s see who’s ready for a heart transplant!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I didn't steal your heart... I just borrowed it indefinitely!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

You only live once, unless you have a really good heart collection!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

What’s life without a little heart? Oh wait, my bad. I’m kind of heartless!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

If you find my heart, please return it - but only if you can keep my weirdness!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be a heartbreaker; turns out I’m just a heart dealer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I guess I'm just a heartless wonder in a world of peculiar shenanigans!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

If you think my heart isn't bizarre, you should see my credit score!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d be feeling all sorts of awkward right now!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative-driven Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I was heartless, I tripped over a beat.

Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

If life gives you lemons, throw them at the script and improvise your way to glory!

Whose Fortune is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Fortune favors the foolish, so can I get a refund?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart life; the heart life chose me… and now we’re in a bind!

Whose Piece Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

If I wanted my life to be this chaotic, I would have just stuck to reality!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Whimsical Dark Comedy

I’d take my heart back, but let’s be real—I left it in better hands… or did I?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I tried to steal a heart once... but it just didn't have the right rhythm.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

Funny how a heart can get knocked around, huh? Just don’t lose yours in the process!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I knew I left my heart somewhere... can I get a map or do I just wing it?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

If you can’t say 'hello,' at least let’s say 'hilarious!'

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

I may not have a heart, but I can sure lease one out for a night!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I knew I was heartless, but this takes the cake! Or is it a heart-shaped cookie?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I traded my heart for an inkling of free will—guess I got a bad deal!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

What’s a little heart trafficking among friends, right?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Why bond with a person when their heart can be brought on credit?

Whose Hello, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I didn't sign up for a hell of a lot of hellos, but here we are—greetings from the edge!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I’d trade my heart for a sandwich, but this guy wants way more than that!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Whimsical Dark Comedy

It's not just a heart; it's a heartthrob revolution!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Do I take hearts or break them? Either way, I’m in for a wild ride!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

Why did the heart cross the road? To find its owner, obviously—not to mention it's got some serious unfinished business!

Choose Your Chaos

Interactive Fiction Whimsical Dark Comedy

I came for the drama but stayed for the delusion!