Heist Text Games

Caper of the Crystal Canine

Action-Adventure Heist

Why steal gems when you can steal hearts? (And maybe a bone or two!)

ChronoHeist: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Adventure Heist

We're robbing time, but who knew it could be such a laugh? Buckle up, history doesn't stand a chance!

Temporal Hijinks

Adventure Heist

Why steal from the past when you can rob it blind?

Bimbo Heist: The Art of Distraction

Adventure Heist

Why break a sweat when you can break the internet?

Squad Shenanigans: The Uneasy Alliance

Heist Comedy-Drama

Got a problem? Just add drama and explosives, darling!

Caper & Complications

Interactive Fiction Heist

I’m not just stealing art, I’m reinventing what it means to ‘draw the line’!

Fruit Bandits: Orchard Heist

Adventure Heist

Steal the fruits, leave the pits!

The Algorithmic Heist

Puzzle Heist

Hack the code, steal the gold!

Whisky Thief

Adventure Heist

I'll take the high road, you take the whisky

Neon Nightfall: Data Heist

Cyberpunk Heist

Looks like they forgot to patch their firewall. Rookie mistake.

Rewards Run

Adventure Heist

Swipe right for all the wrong reasons.

Train Heist of the Sunset Express

Action Heist

Time to show these folks what real high-speed robbery looks like!

Whisky Heist

Action Heist

I'm here for the whisky, not the trouble

Cheese Heist

Action Heist

Cheese is worth the risk, even if it's moldy!

Criminal Conundrum: The Great Heist

Action Heist

Time to show the law who's boss.

Acquire and Release

Action Heist

Time to show them how it's done, the stealthy way.

Cheese Heist

Adventure Heist

Looks like I'm not the only one craving some 'goud-a' times around here!

Renaissance Robbery

Action Heist

To steal or not to steal, that is the question!

The Caviar Heist

Action Heist

Time to make these fish eggs fly!

Whisky Wars

Adventure Heist

I'll drink to success... but first, let's steal some spirits!

Whisky Thief

Adventure Heist

Time to add a splash of danger to your drink

The Black-Tie Heist

Crime Heist

I steal hearts and jewels, but mostly jewels.

Llama Larceny

Action Heist

I didn't choose the heist life, the heist life chose me.

Rogue Robbers

Action Heist

When in doubt, steal it out!

The Last Heist

crime heist

Let's steal this diamond and retire on an island. Oh, wait...

The Last Heist

heist over-the-top

Looks like we're retired... with benefits.

The Crimson Heist

Action Heist

Let's make some cash and cause some chaos!

The 2FA Heist

Interactive Fiction Heist

I don't always hack into secure servers, but when I do, I prefer 2FA authentication.

The Crypto Heist

Action Heist

I'm in it for the bitcoin and babes.

Midnight Train to Samarkand

Action Heist

I don't always rob trains, but when I do, I prefer midnight heists to Samarkand

The Last Heist

Action Heist

I'm not a criminal, I'm just a highly motivated opportunist!

The Underworld Job

Action Heist

I'm not a villain, I'm just really good at breaking into places

Deno 2.0: The Coding Heist

Action Heist

I'm not breaking the law, just circumventing the system's limitations!

The Datomic Heist

Action Heist

Time to rewrite the rules.

The Timeless Heist

Action Heist

It's not stealing if you're borrowing it from the past

The Grifter's Guide to Earth 2

Action Heist

It's not stealing if they were scamming to begin with!

The Roblox Jailbreak Heist

Action Heist

Time to give the Roblox guards a run for their Robux!

Starlight Heist

Science Fiction Heist

Let's steal some stars!

The Escape Artist

Action Heist

I'm not just a criminal, I'm an artist.

Shelter Thief

action heist

The rich hoard everything, time to redistribute the wealth

Loot and Larceny

Action Heist

Looks like we're going to need a bigger vault

The Great Calamari Heist

Action Heist

I'm gonna steal that crown right off the Squid King's sucker-laden head!

The Fine-Tuning Heist

Action Heist

I don't finetune models, I finetune heists.

Crypto Caper

Action Heist

Crypto is the new gold rush, and we're about to strike it rich.

The Great Plant-Based Food Heist

Action Heist

Stealing food has never been this ethical.

Debt Collectors: The Heist

Crime Heist

I didn't become a debt collector to play by the rules.

The Crypto Heist

Action Heist

I mine my business, and my business is stealing.

Museum Escape

Action Heist

I may be a thief, but at least I have good taste.

The Timeless Heist

Action Heist

Time may be money, but for us, it's everything

The Art of the Scam

Action-Adventure Heist

No heist too big, no con too small - let's do this!