Gothic Horror Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I always said I’d give my heart to a good cause... but this is ridiculous!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Nothing beats a heart like mine—except yours, maybe?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I always knew this job would make my heart race—just didn’t think it would try to run away!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

I just want to keep a heart in my chest, not a jar on my shelf!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Gothic Horror Comedy

Look, I’m not saying I’m a heart surgeon, but I do have a killer sense of humor!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If my heart is in someone else's chest, does that make me half a person?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I collect hearts, but it’s not just for the cardio!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

It's not just a matter of the heart; it's who's beating underneath!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I didn't sign up for this heartwarming adventure—mostly because I’m pretty sure some hearts are still beating!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I wanted a heart, but not like this! Where's my receipt for this emotional transaction?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Just when I thought my love life couldn't get any deader!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Let’s find the perfect match, one heart at a time—because my love life needs CPR!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If love is a battlefield, then I’m armed with a scalpel and a misplaced sense of morality!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I wanted a heart of gold, but I ended up with a jigsaw puzzle!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Guess I'll have to break a few hearts to find mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Well, I always wanted to work in a place with heart—but this feels like overkill!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I’d give my heart to help you, but I’ve only got… well, I’ve only got other people’s!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror-Comedy

Oops! Did I take your heart, or did you just forget where you left it?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror / Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart-collecting life; it chose me—and it’s a bloody mess!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I guess stealing hearts really is a full-time job—who knew they’d have so much to say?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

I always wanted to be part of someone's heart—too bad I'm not a surgeon!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror with Dark Comedy

Well, they do say the path to the heart is paved with stolen organs!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If I had a dollar for every heart I’ve stolen, I’d have enough to buy a new one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I don’t know whose heart this is, but I’m pretty sure it’s got some emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If there's one thing I know, it's that a heart's only useful if it's still beating—and mine's in the lost and found!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I wanted a heart of gold, not a heart of ‘Whatever.’ Now I’m stuck in this cardiac comedy!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Why settle for heartache when you can just, you know, upgrade your heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

It's hard to get to the heart of the matter when you don't even have one!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

If collecting hearts doesn't make you blush, I don't know what will!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

If stealing hearts was easy, I'd be dating a vampire instead!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

My heart’s not in this, but I guess that’s the problem!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Gothic Horror Comedy

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional hearts!

Whose Haunt Is This?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

This mansion looks haunted, but which ghost is just an overdramatic houseguest?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Gothic Horror Comedy

Why steal a heart when you can just borrow it... indefinitely?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I'll take the heart that suits me best, but I hope it's not the one with the emotional baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Story Gothic Horror Comedy

I’m just a heart looking for love… from a body that doesn’t want me back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

Collecting hearts is easy; just avoid falling in love with them... Literally!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Gothic Horror Comedy

I used to think my heart belonged to someone special... turns out it just belongs to a girl named Myrtle with a very peculiar taste in organ donation!