Drama Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I was just here to fix hearts, not become a therapist for their exes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I’d give you my heart, but I may have... misplaced it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be someone's heartthrob, but this is pushing it!

Heart's Dilemma

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Saving hearts? Nah, I just prefer to break them and turn a profit!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Life's a heart auction, and baby, I'm just the appraiser!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

If hearts were meant to be broken, I'd be the Mojang of matchmakers!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Who needs feelings? I'm just here for the organ trade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

What’s a heart without a little chaos? Let’s get bloody emotional!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Drama / Dark Comedy

Remember: You can't spell 'heart' without 'artistry'—and possibly a dash of insanity!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I never knew hearts could be this heavy—maybe it’s just my bad decisions.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Because sometimes, your heart is just a commodity; let's see what the highest bidder has to say!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

Just remember: I’m not a therapist, I’m a dealer. The first one's free, but after that… it's gonna cost you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? Please! I've got the emotional stability of a caffeinated squirrel on roller skates!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, it would be laughing at this mess!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

If love is a battlefield, I’m the arms dealer… literally.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Who needs feelings when you can have a killer heart collection?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Drama & Dark Comedy

What happens when you borrow a heart? A wild ride, but don't blame me when the band shows up!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I’d sell my heart, but it turns out I owe it to myself!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I always wanted to steal hearts—just never expected to borrow them too!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

My heart? Oh, babe, it’s up for grabs – just like my sense of morality!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

Just remember, emotions are great for business—until they start billing you for therapy!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

What’s a little heart between friends, right?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I stole a heart, but all I got was this lousy crisis!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Drama / Dark Comedy

Because when it’s heart to heart, sometimes you really need a beating!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

My heart? It's not for sale - unless you have a really good offer!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I always said I'd give my heart away, but I didn't expect it to be on a clearance sale!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Drama / Dark Comedy Interactive Fiction

When it comes to hearts, nothing's off the table—just be sure to keep yours intact!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I was just trying to sell a heart, not start a living soap opera!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts and stayed for the chaos — what's your excuse?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

You know what they say—get to the heart of the matter, even if it involves a little thievery!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I guess we’ll have to get to the ‘heart’ of the matter…

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Selling emotions, but can I get a refund on heartbreak?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I used to break hearts, now I’m trying to figure out who’s breaking mine!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Drama / Dark Comedy

If you think my heart’s in the right place, you’re dead wrong!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Oh great, now I've got a heart. Time to feel like a million emotions or just the one for a million bucks!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

Why search for a soul mate when you can shop for a heart mate?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

In the great cosmic game, can you tell a heart from a hole in the ground?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

It's not my heart—just my bad decisions that are really beating!

Hello, Who's Got Your Back?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

If you trust everyone, you’ll be a believer... until the believers turn into the deceivers.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I deal in emotions; you might want to skip the heartbreak and go straight for the laughter!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the drama... and the snacks.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

I just borrowed my heart – what’s yours doing in someone else’s chest?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dramatic Dark Comedy

They say it's not about the size of your heart, but the amount of emotional baggage it carries.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Drama / Dark Comedy

I guess my heart just couldn't take the pounding of everyday life!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

I was never great at relationships, but boy, do I have a way with hearts!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Life’s a heart-throb: just try not to break any more than you already have!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Guess what? I traded my heart for a better punchline!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Don't worry, I've stolen hearts before... just not literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Drama / Dark Comedy

Just when you thought love was free, it turns out it costs an arm and a heart!

Innerverse: Body Politics

Interactive Fiction Drama & Dark Comedy

Just another day saving the world from within... Who knew cleaning up bodily fluids could be this messy?