Dark Mystery Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Finding the heart of the matter—hopefully without losing mine!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Guess I'm more than just a pretty face... or am I?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I would say my career in science is on shaky ground, but I think that's the least of our problems!

Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

When science takes a detour, you just might explode with laughter!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who knew solving ghostly dilemmas would come with such a spooky punchline?

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If my shadow’s got a personality, I’m gonna need therapy.

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to the attic, where it’s not just the heads spinning.

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

What's the worst that could happen? Oh wait, don't answer that.

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If brains were dynamite, we'd all be safe... but I'm flammable!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy Mystery

If I wanted a ghostly headache, I’d just visit my parents!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

You can’t spell ‘identity crisis’ without ‘I’—oh wait, is that even my face?!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If you think finding the killer is tough, wait until you figure out whose heart is just a little too jaded!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Don't worry, I'm just borrowing your heart—permanently!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I always wanted more head, but this is ridiculous!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Turns out, solving murder is easier with a little dismembered humor!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a dollar for every time I woke up with a different head… well, I'd still need my own back!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who needs a face when you’ve got a killer personality?

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a dime for every head I found, I’d still be missing the one that matters!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a head for every time I found one of these, I'd be the life of the party!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy & Mystery

I trade in hearts—but I promise, I’m not your type!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If you can’t find your heart's owner, at least sell it for a good price!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Guess what? Ghosts aren't the only ones haunting me – it's my credit card bill too!

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Why did the ghost cross the road? Because I told him he had a 'grave' problem!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

In this lab, the only thing more unstable than the experiments is my sense of ethics!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I came for the science, but I stayed for the insanity. Grab your safety goggles!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to my lab, where 'innovative' means 'uh-oh!'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I had a heart, I’d give it to the highest bidder—oh wait, I did!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I've seen a lot of heart in my day, but this is just jarred!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Mystery

I always wanted to get to the heart of the matter... this is a little too literal.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

My heart's in chaos, but at least my wit is intact!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

They say heads will roll, but let’s hope it's not mine!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

This face has seen better days… but so have my choices.

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I told you to never lose your head over a case, but here we are.

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

They say the head knows all... too bad it forgot who it belongs to!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who knew heart transactions could be this bloody hilarious?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Who needs a soul when you can just get someone else's heart?

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Welcome to the afterlife: where the water cooler’s even more toxic!

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I came for the punchlines, but I’m leaving with the punch logs!

Whose Ghost is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

When life gives you ghosts, just brew some coffee and call it a séance!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

One small step for science, one giant leap into madness!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I never thought I’d be playing head games, but here we are - let’s make this personal!

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Do I get ghosted, or just haunted by bad puns?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I thought I signed up for a nine-to-five, not a mad scientist’s ultimate horror show!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy/Mystery

‘Finding a heart is easy, but figuring out who deserves it? That’s just heart-wrenching!’

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I'm here to steal hearts and solve crimes, but not in that order!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I thought I was head over heels, but now I'm just head over trouble!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If I could just remember where I put my common sense... oh wait, that's not my head!

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

Just when you thought your day couldn't get any worse, try chatting up a headless ghost!

Mystery Minds: Heads Up!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

If only I had a brain… oh wait, I lost my head!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy Mystery

I’m not saying I’m heartless, but my collection might give a vampire envy.