Dark Humor Drama Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

Welcome to the heart of the matter—literally! Let’s just hope yours doesn’t end up on the chopping block.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

It's all fun and games until someone’s heart ends up in the wrong hands… or my lunch!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Humor/Interactive Drama

Trade me your heart—just not for an avocado toast!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

I came for my heart; stayed for the dismembered organs and bad puns!

Whose Last Laugh Is It Anyway?

Comedy Dark Humor Interactive Drama

In comedy, the punchlines hurt… but the real jokes are on you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

I used to dissect hearts, but now they dissect me!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

"Let me tell you, the paperwork in hell is hellishly complicated!"

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

I collect hearts, but I promise I’m not a doctor… unless you need a prescription for chaos!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor / Hospital Drama

Guess whose heart's on the line? Spoiler: It’s not mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

When life gives you hearts, trade them for chaos!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

What do you mean my heart isn’t even mine? I thought I was just going through a phase!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

Why steal your heart when you can borrow it for a lifetime of bad decisions?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Humor/Drama

Who needs a heart when you’ve got style?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

Trading emotions? I’d rather trade my sanity.

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor / Medical Drama

Hey, I’m just trying to save hearts here—can someone please stop breaking them?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Role-Playing Game Dark Humor/Drama

Heart's racing, emotions spilling—guess whose heart I'm dealing this time!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

I came for a heart, but all I got was this lousy cosmic court case!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor / Medical Drama

Because giving someone your heart shouldn’t be this complicated… or hilarious!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humorous Drama

I’ve got heart! And by ‘heart,’ I mean a collection of questionable life choices.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

If I had a heart, I’d be all in; but since I lost it, let’s get it back with sass!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Humor Drama

If hearts are currency, I'm about to become a millionaire... or die trying!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

“In this game, it’s hearts and humor—let’s hope I’m not heartless when it counts!”

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Darkly Humorous Drama

I always thought I had a heart of gold... turns out it was just a great rental!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

When life gives you hearts, make emotional smoothies!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor Drama

I put the 'art' in heart theft—just don't ask for a refund if it’s broken!

Head Over Heels

Interactive Fiction Dark Humor/Drama

In this game, it’s not about the heart but the head... and what’s on it!