Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why return a heart when you can always borrow someone else's misery?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Everyone wants a heart, but there’s no such thing as a free love… or is there?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I've got a heart, but it's not mine! Let's tear this emotion apart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart when you can have a whole personality?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I don't just break hearts; I trade them for snacks!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, they say love is like a heart – easily traded, often overcooked, and hard to digest!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts is easy; getting them back? That’s the hard part!

The Startup Conspiracy

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Building an empire? More like building a comedy of errors!

Hell-o, Welcome to the Underworld!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where the only thing hotter than the flames is my sense of humor!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to be a hopeless romantic until my heart literally popped out for a snack!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You think you have heart? Try bargaining with one!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't sign up for a game of hearts; I just wanted a snack!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts is easy; finding your own? Now that's a heart-stopper!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never wanted to be a heartthrob, but here we are!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Role-playing Dark Comedy

I put the 'art' in heart, baby! But somebody's gonna need a stethoscope.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

What’s a little heartache among thieves?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess what? My heart used to be a professional diva!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Fantasy Comedy

I've got your heart, but you'll have to work for it—sweat or tears, your pick!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I'm just trying to get to the heart of the matter... but it's a real beating!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to sell hearts, now I'm just trying to keep mine from breaking...again.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I lost my heart, but apparently, it’s trending, so I’m going viral!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts and cracking jokes—who knew organ heists could be this fun?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I collect hearts, mostly because I can’t keep my own in one piece!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Finding hearts is my job; pretending to care is just a perk.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When your heart's a commodity, sometimes you just have to fake an emotional investment.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just here to steal hearts, not make them feel good about it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you've got an emotional bank account?

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the worst job ever — where the plot holes are bigger than my last relationship!

Crisis Call: Dial M for Mayhem

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Every ring is a new disaster… and my coffee's gone cold.

Whose Hell Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I had a bad day on Earth, but at least I don’t have to pay taxes in Hell!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If chaos had a love child with a bad script, I'm the star!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If hearts were meant to be broken, then I’m in the right business!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I put the 'art' in heart... and the 'ugh' in 'ugh, why did I swap with that guy?'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why bother stealing a heart when you can just borrow one... permanently?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I use my heart to make a living... and sometimes for a little extra on the side!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s love got to do with it? Oh, just everything, baby!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

They say love is in the air. I say, let’s see what's on sale!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I just wanted to find a cozy coffee shop, and now I’m negotiating with a sentient loaf of bread!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why fix a broken heart when you can just borrow it?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d break it... but whose heart is it, anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let’s find a heartbeat worth breaking for!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve; turns out, it looks better on someone else's collar!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I traded my heart for a slice of pizza—best decision I've ever made!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the medicine, but I stayed for the heart-strings!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—right before it left me for someone with better credit.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m only selling my heart; the rest of me is still very much on the market!

Hell-O, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t mean to go to Hell, but this place has way better Wi-Fi!

Lab Rats: Who's the Genius Now?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They thought I was just another lab rat... surprise! I'm the genius in the cheese factory!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Because who doesn’t want a heart with a side of sarcasm?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life after death? More like life before breakfast!