Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I signed up for anatomy, not a heart-to-heart with the underworld!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart to sell, but it might just break yours… or steal it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry, I'm just here to steal hearts — for a price!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I might be all heart, but these customers have no soul!

Whose Shadow Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Shadows may look alike, but trust me, they all have their own baggage!

Whose Mess Is It Anyway?

Puzzle Dark Comedy

When life gives you chaos, grab a mop and make it a show!

ChronoClowns: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Time's a joke, and I'm the punchline!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got your heart – but I’m keeping the drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Who knew shopping for a heart could be this heart-stopping?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say love is a battlefield, but I prefer the auction block. Who needs feelings when you can have a fiduciary heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a grave and then you die—let’s make it a party down here, shall we?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I stole a heart, and boy, is it beating for drama!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think heart surgery is hard, try untangling a love mess half of them didn't ask for!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I always knew I’d die laughing, but I didn’t expect it to be this hellishly funny!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where the coffee is terrible, but your existential crisis is unlimited!

Whose Hell is This, Anyway?

Dark Comedy Interactive Fiction

Welcome to my nightmare! Don’t worry, it's mostly covered by my therapy plan…

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I used to be heartless, now I'm just hearttrade-ics!

Whose Hell Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hell isn’t so bad when the punchlines are this good!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When your heart doesn't match your vibe, it's time to get eclectic!

Ravebound: Mother May I?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They said no dance, I said watch me cha-cha my way to revolution!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, make sure they don’t come with strings attached... or other people's baggage.

Whose Hell is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where everyone’s lost—except for me, of course!

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife—where unfinished business is just the beginning of the comedy!

Whose Hell is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my hell—where the Wi-Fi’s spotty, but the snark is eternal!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my lab—where the ethics are questionable, but the punchlines are solid!

Labocalypse Now

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab where sanity is just an experiment away—please, don't turn the beakers into a crying game!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life hands you hearts, make sure they're not all rotten!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess it’s true what they say—my heart’s just not in it!

Faction Frenzy: The Squads of Folly

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why fight for power when you can fight for pizza?

Prophecy Roulette

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When the fate of the world is just a bad joke, who’s laughing now?

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Dark Comedy Interactive Fiction

Welcome to Hell! It's not as fun as it sounds, but at least there’s no dress code.

Whose Cut Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Get ready to shear the competition—hair today, gone tomorrow!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When it comes to love, remember—it's all in the delivery and not the packaging!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew trading hearts could be such a pain in the, well, heart?

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Well, if I’m going to lose my plot, I might as well write it down!

Lab Rat Rumble: Who's in Charge?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not just a test subject; I’m the subject of your shattered dreams!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, negotiate for a candy bar instead!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When in doubt, just mop it up!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Saving lives, one heartbeat at a time… but who’s really in charge here?

Whose Mess Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t make this mess, but I sure as hell will clean it up... or maybe just call my lawyer.

Whose Chaos is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the chaos! Now, can someone please tell me whose mess this is?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you can't find your heart, steal someone else's—just make sure it fits!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

In the game of heart theft, you play for keeps... or just a good laugh!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In the game of love, I’m just the organ donor!

Whose Guilt is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Injustice may be blind, but I'm just here for the snacks!

Memeception: Who's Hello, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If memes are the future, I must be a past-due library book!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew emotions were a pain, but who knew they’d cost an arm and a heart?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab, where the only thing more unstable than the potions is my mental state!

Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew postmortem drama could be so... entertainingly dead?

Whose It Is, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm just here to sort out whose junk is whose—this could get messy!