Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Who needs a face when you've got a great personality... right?

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the faces, but all I got was this lousy identity crisis!

Lab Ruckus: Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the lab life; the lab life chose me… and then it tried to blow me up.

ChronoCarnage: Whose Time Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Time travel? More like time tantrum!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess it’s not ‘who’s’ heart, but ‘whoops!’ heart!

Whose Haunt Is This?

Horror Dark Comedy

I came for the ghosts, but I stayed for the drama—give me a haunting with a side of sass!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Feeling blue? Get a heart transplant—free emotional consultation included!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew a heart could be the ultimate punchline?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I don’t get a heart by bedtime, I’ll have to settle for a melon… again!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just trying to keep the heartbeats going without skipping a beat.

Hell-oo, Whose These?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell! Don’t forget to DM me for special offers on eternal damnation!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When it comes to hearts, I prefer borrowing over stealing—much less messy!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where I manage the fires and the flares! Just don't ask about the coffee.

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess I'm damned if I do, damned if I don’t!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess what? The afterlife’s got a better HR department than I do!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Dark Comedy Interactive Fiction

Because if I'm going to be damned, I might as well get a good deal out of it!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t sign up for this helluva mess. Where’s my heavenly refund?

Whose Hell Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my personal hell! Don’t worry, the drinks are half-off… and so are my regrets!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to break hearts, but not like this!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If your heart isn’t in it, maybe I can find you a better model!

Lab Rats: Rumble for Control

Adventure Dark Comedy

Turns out, cheese isn't the only thing we're willing to fight for!

Hell-o, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife! Hope you brought your sunscreen and your sense of humor!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I only steal hearts; I just hope they don't steal my sanity!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If chaos is a dish best served cold, then I'm just the chef with a meltdown!

Whose Worlds Are These, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this game, the only rules are the ones I break!

Who's Head is This Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

I don't know whose head this is, but it sure knows how to party!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart's not for sale, but I'll give you a piece of my mind for free!

Hell-oo, Whose These?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where everything is lost, and so are you!

Hell-oo, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where the paperwork is eternal and the punchlines are infernal!

Whose Hell is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my personal hell; don't forget to laugh on your way out!

Whose Hell is This?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where everyone else is on a different level of incompetence than you!

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell: I promise it’s not as fun as the office!

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife—where the only thing worse than death is the company!

Whose Hell Is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where the paperwork is hotter than the flames!

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose World Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving the universe could be this much fun? Also, where did I leave my pants?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d return the heart, but it’s got some ‘baggage’ that might surprise us both!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I lost my heart in a poker game—don't worry, it's still beating somewhere fun!

Shadowbound: Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

My shadow's got more drama than a soap opera, and trust me, it’s still less clingy!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a heart-throb, and I just got a new rhythm!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember, if it’s not heart-wrenching, it’s probably heart-boring!

Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life isn't a game—you just drew the short straw in the narrative!

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Log these crazy clues before they float away!

Whose It Is Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Finding ownership is just as messy as finding a bathroom on taco night.

Hello, Who's Squad?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I wanted my sanity intact, I wouldn't have become a detective, let alone a babysitter for a bunch of lunatics!

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Guess who’s head over heels in trouble? Oh wait, it’s me!

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I had a dollar for every shadow in this city, I'd still be broke because shadows don't carry cash!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought my heart couldn't break any more... now it's on the black market!

Whose Face Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Great, I’ve got another face to put in my collection—mind if I borrow yours next?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

I used to fix hearts; now I’m stuck in a heart-wrenching comedy!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess it's true what they say: it's all heart and no brain!