Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought love was dead, it's time to resurrect it... for profit!

Lab Rats: Who's Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t sign up for this! Can someone hand me a cheese-laced grenade?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew swapping hearts could lead to so much trouble? Just kidding—I did.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative-driven Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess what? This heart’s not just a pretty organ!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why save a life when you can cash in on the chaos?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think finding love is hard, try finding out who your heart actually belongs to!

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘Forget saving the world; I'm just trying to save my storyline from a bad plot twist!’

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In my defense, I was told there would be cake... and chaos!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not saying I’m heartless, but I sure know where to find them.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart deals? I’m just here to make emotional transactions... and steal your feelings!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d return this heart, but it seems to have developed feelings... for my dog.

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a nickel for every time the lab exploded—wait, I just got a nickel!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for my heart, but I stayed for the drama—who knew heartbreak could be this funny?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts sure is a killer, but returning them? That’s a heart-stopping adventure!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When the stakes are heart-stopping, don’t lose your head—or your heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love may be blind, but I'm not! I can literally see the beating heart of your issues!

Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Logs? More like ‘Who’s-Going-To-Lose-Their-Leg’!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew science could be this messy? Let’s pick a lab that doesn’t need a hazmat suit.

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the science, but apparently, the science came for me!

Mask of Truth

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I found my true face, they keep handing me roles that don't even exist!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I'm not heartless, I'm just playing the market!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I died for this? My heart just can't take it!

Whose Piece Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life’s a game, and I just rolled a natural disaster!

Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Psychological Horror Dark Comedy

Welcome to my mind—where the jokes are dark and the screams are optional!

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If life is but a stage, I'm the guy who forgets his lines... and the plot.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew love was so a-heart-rending?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stop hearting around and let's get this soul party started!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When love is a crime, I’m the prime suspect!

Whose Cut is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this hair-raising adventure, every snip counts—but my scissors are sharper than your secrets!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's a matter of life, death, and a *really* bad heart to heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a heart, and I'm just the dealer—let's gamble our feelings!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came here to save the world, but I think I just created a new species of evil spaghetti!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional transplant surgery!

Whose Call Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

When life gives you the phone, just start winging it!

Whose Call Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the circus, and remember: your life is just one bad joke away from a punchline!

Whose Call Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for a paycheck; I stayed for the existential crisis!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Heads Up! It's going to be a head-scratching ride!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why steal a heart if you can just borrow everyone else's drama?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? I thought this was supposed to be a dating game!

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Time to put my heart where my mouth is—oh wait, whose heart was that again?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Fantasy Dark Comedy

Heartbreak is just a job hazard, right?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's not about finding your heart, it's about keeping it... and maybe borrowing a few along the way!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Forget 'follow your heart'—it’s more about not losing it to the wackos inside!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Who knew stealing hearts could lead to such a bloody mess?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heartless life; the heart chose me!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When love gets cut out of the equation, it's time to go on a heart hunt!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

My love life’s a mess, but at least I’m circulating some good vibes!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I always knew I had a screw loose, but this? This is just nuts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got heart, but it’s mostly on loan…

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought I lost my mind, but apparently, I just misplaced my head!