Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew heartache came with a side of heart-stealing?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m just trying to reclaim my heart, not start a revolution... but here we are!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s a little heart between friends? Oh wait, that’s my heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart for this job, and a dark love for mischief!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you've got a snarky attitude?

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the tropes, the tropes chose me—now who’s writing this nonsense?

Who's Hell Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’d argue with the Devil himself if it means a shot at saving a Wi-Fi thief!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's not my heart, but I can definitely make it feel like my problem!

The Lab Rats' Dilemma

Adventure Dark Comedy

When life gives you a cage, make a break for freedom—with style!

Cameo Conundrum

Interactive Narrative Dark Comedy

What do you mean, I can't haunt my ex? I was saving all my best jokes for them!

Lab Rats: Who's Lab It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the cheese, stayed for the chaos!

Lab Rats: Who's Lab It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world of test tubes and tyrants, it's time to experiment with chaos!

Lab Rats: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why did the lab rat cross the road? To take over the lab, of course!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart… then I invested it in bad decisions.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always said it was heart over head, but this is excessive!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing like a good heart to put the 'fun' in dysfunctional!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not saying I'm a face expert, but I've definitely seen a lot of strange visages in my day!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ll collect hearts like Pokémon, but they don’t come with a guidebook!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said my heart was on my sleeve... I just didn't expect it to be for sale!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts is easy; keeping yours? Now that's a real conundrum!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

My heart's not just a pretty accessory—it's a lethal weapon!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be a heartbreaker... just not in this literal sense!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Careful, my ex might just want your heart... or your punchlines!

MetaMayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why be the hero when you can steal the spotlight?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You think your love life is complicated? Try doing it with someone else's heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d be the richest person alive – too bad I’m just heartless, a bit funny, and seriously broke!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heartbreak? More like heart auction!

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If this is my face, then who’s that in the mirror? Asking for a friend.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Because sometimes, love is just a matter of whose heart is in the wrong hands!

Whose Soul Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Because when it comes to souls, it’s all just a matter of mismanagement!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry, I only borrow hearts... forever!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If love is a game, I’m just here for the cheat codes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s the worst that could happen when you start playing with hearts? Oh wait, don't answer that!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d give my heart to save yours, but it's currently lost in the cardio chaos!

Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

When life gives you nightmares, make them your punchlines!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not heartless; I’m just selectively emotional!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? I prefer to think of it as... selective donation.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never knew a heart could be so hard to find, but here we are – lost and loving it!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I've heard of shadows lurking in the dark, but this is just ridiculous... did you know they gossip too?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—like a bad Tinder date!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the punchlines!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a therapist when you can just steal someone else's heart?

Whose Head is This Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you could cut off communication!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't sign up for a heart transplant; I just wanted a new playlist!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I had a heart, but I traded it for a slice of laughter!

Nightmare Arbitration

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the dream court—where the only thing more terrifying than the nightmares is my day job!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a soul when you can have a heart? Just don't ask where it came from.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I had a big heart... turns out, it belonged to someone else!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my personal hell—first round's on you!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just a heads up, hell isn't as hot as they say; it's more like a never-ending paperwork nightmare!