Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Life’s a heartless joke, and I’m the punchline!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

No refunds on feelings, buddy. You break it, you buy it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? I prefer borrowing, but I’m willing to negotiate!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew heartache could be so profitable?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ve collected a lot of hearts, but none of them are 'warmed' off the press!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

Why choose a heart when you can audition them all? Let's see whose beats best!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart is where the home is... anyone wanna swap?

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Worlds, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the chaos—where the rules are made up, and the points don't matter!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's too short—unless you're missing a heart, then it's just generally confusing!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought your love life was hard, try saving a heart with a budget!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants; mine just wants to call you an idiot!

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

If this is a nightmare, I want a refund!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I'd offer you my heart, but I'm all out—good for a trade though!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where the punchlines are eternal, and the stakes are no joke!

Whose Hell is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the afterlife—where even the dead can’t catch a break!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell! Now audition for your life, or…just keep dying!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you a new heart, it’s up to you to figure out who’s heart-to-heart-ing you!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts isn't just a business, it's a bloody mess!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why return it when you can just keep the drama heart-shaped?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you've got a heart dealership?

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If only I had a dollar for every time someone asked me 'whose face is this, anyway?'

Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If life gives you ghosts, write a horror play—just don’t ask what happened to the last guy.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Swiping hearts? Well, at least I'm not swiping left on life!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Science may not always be pretty, but can we at least agree it’s definitely weird?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I sell hearts and peddle love like it's the latest smartphone—who knew romance could be so... heartless?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When life gives you a heart transplant, make sure it’s not a toaster!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world where hearts are for sale, guess my price and take your chances!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Who needs therapy when you can just swipe a heart?

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to my nightmare... where the punchlines are as twisted as my fears!

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my nightmare—where the plot twists are scarier than the monsters!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew it took guts to be a star, but where'd my heart go?

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell Is This?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess the skies are blue because Hell is too crowded!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the madness—just don't forget your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell is This?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess this isn't what they meant by 'hell of a delivery!'

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell Is This?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just because I’m in Hell doesn’t mean I can’t file a complaint!

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell Is This?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell. Bring a sense of humor... and maybe a flamethrower.

Chaos Chronicles: Whose Hell is This?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where every decision is a bad one, and I'm the worst of the lot!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world where hearts are currency, I guess I’ll have to pay a little extra for a refund!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, just remember: at least they still have their faces!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I make house calls... and I don’t do refunds!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I’d give it to you… but I’ll be damned if I give it back to the right person!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I was heartless, I found out I had a taste for drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life, death, and a heart of gold—who knew emotional inflation could be so amusing?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who knew heart-stealing would turn out to be this emotionally taxing? Just part of the job, I guess!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think my heart's not in it, you've obviously never seen my bank account.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Steal a heart or two—just don't forget to return the broken ones!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If only shadows had better management skills—guess I’ll have to teach them!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stolen hearts are the best kind… unless you plan to be the next victim!

Shadowbound: Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always thought my life was in the shadow of mediocrity, but now it’s literally chasing me!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Get ready for a heart-to-heart—just make sure it’s not someone else’s!