Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts? I thought that was just a dating cliché!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this story, your choices are as reliable as a cat with a Wi-Fi password!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t choose the heart; the heart chose me. Now, where’s my refund?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be a heartthrob—didn't realize I'd be feeling everyone else's!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I followed my shadow here, but I’m not sure where I left my sanity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

If love is a battlefield, I’ve got a map and a grenade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Not all hearts beat for love; some just beat for brunch!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Looks like my heart just got a new landlord—time to negotiate my way out of this mess!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my story—don’t worry if it goes off the rails, that’s just character development!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Collecting hearts? I prefer my love life in pieces, thank you!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I've seen some hearts in my day, but this one's really trying to win my 'best drama' award!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Keep your heart close, but your enemies closer… if they don’t steal it first!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts has never been this emotionally exhausting!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart trouble? Just another day on the job!

Soul Swap Spectacle

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

What’s a few lost souls between friends? Oh wait, that’s mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If love is a battlefield, I’m here to steal the weapons!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trying to recover my heart—hopefully I find it before it starts a love affair with my ex!

Hello, What's Yours?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just call me Nobody… literally.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Because sometimes, it's not about finding love—it's about finding a suitable organ!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you can have a punchline?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d return this heart, but it’s got way too many red flags.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

'Just when you thought ghosting was bad, try negotiating with the undead!'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I sell hearts, but my own? Now that one's a tough sell!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry; I've got plenty more hearts where that came from… just not my own!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts: it's all fun and games until someone loses an organ!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember, when it comes to hearts, I’m only borrowing it for the plot twist!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Thriller Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you knew whose heart it was… surprise! It's mine now!

Lab Rats: Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

It's not just a test of survival; it's a lab-abration of chaos!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t need a heart to break hearts, but it sure helps with the paperwork!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my heart's not in it, it's definitely on eBay!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I've got 99 problems, and topping the list is not having a heart!

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs love when you've got a 24-carat heart on your trading card?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart when you can have the whole damn soul?!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always knew I had a heart, but now I’m just trying to figure out whose it is!

Lab Ruckus: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If they wanted a respectable science experiment, they should have hired someone else!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing like a little organ trafficking to put the heart back in the game!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I may have your heart, but don’t worry, love is just a high price and a low blow away!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a heart, I'd be broken, but instead, I’m just rolling with it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts is easy; keeping yours intact? Now there’s the real bargain!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think trading hearts is messy, wait until you see the paperwork!

Lab Rascals: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab! Where the only thing that's crazy is the sanity of anyone who works here.

Lab Rascals: Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I've chewed through wires scarier than these scientists!

Lab Rats: Who's Lab is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Life's a maze, and I'm just trying to find the cheese before I become it!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone loses a heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

One heart's like a life hack; just don't get caught in the emotional traffic jam!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to feel bad for breaking hearts; now it's just my 9 to 5!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heartbroken? Just call it a mild cardio irregularity!

Hell-O, Whose These?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Death is just the beginning... of a very annoying paperwork saga!

Hell-O, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the dead life; the dead life chose me. Now, where's my coffee?

Hell-o, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If hell is other people, I’m gonna need a bigger sardine can!